Dirty, Dirty, Duck

Salon talks about our unhealthy obsession with cleanliness.

What the Junk Duck?

Wow.

Devil Ducky Video Site

Yet another video aggregator. And it's inexplicably devil-ducky themed.

Rubber Ducky Raincoat for Dogs

I'm usually against the dressing up of pets, but even my cold heart couldn't resist this duck bedecked raincoat for dogs. Look at the itty bitty duckies! A wittle ducky doggy! Ok, I've lost it.

Thanks for the link Yun!

omg cutest duck ever

He's mid-quack! Love him.

Thanks Whitney!

Happy Thanksgiving From the Turkey Duck!

Interesting costume.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Duck, Duck. . .Cat???!!!!

moar funny pictures

Duck Sneakers, A Duck Wiki, and More

I would like a pair of these duckalicious sneakers. Which led me to the discovery of Ze Frank's duck wiki.

Duktor Who

Oh Ducktor Who, I love you and your punny name too.

Duck Bottoms Coat Rack

Thank you SkyMall!! (And the Weird Hunter too)

Duck Ping Pong

Awwww. That's just overloaded with cuteness.

Duck Duck, Bar

A duck walks into a Brooklyn bar. Quack Quack. Duck Duck.

Duckadills--Where Can I Find Them?

The ‘Duckadills’ are stems, appearing to grow amidst other plants, with small yellow rubber ducks on top. While it is clear that they have been made, it is immensely enjoyable to imagine that they might grow like that and so one allows oneself to go with the idea.

If only I could find a picture of this amazing creation!

Ducks in Anime

It's a duck... with a duck!

More Ducks in a Row

Via: This Eclectic Life

Rubber Ducky Resort and Campground

Name these ducks!

A Glowing Duck-o-Lantern

Halloween ain't complete without a glowing ducky!

Honking Ducks

Listen to Old Time Music from 78s

Thanks Brian!

A Ducky Vendor

Thanks for capturing this moment of beauty, Gina!

Don't Step on the Ducks

Silly duck joke involving golfing and heaven:

Three golfing buddies died in an auto accident and went to heaven. Upon arrival, they noticed the most beautiful golf course they have ever seen. St. Peter told them they were welcome to play the course, but he cautioned them with one rule: “Don’t step on the ducks.”

The men had blank expressions on their faces, and finally one of them said, “The ducks?” “Yes,” St. Peter Said. “There are millions of ducks walking around the golf course, and when one of them is stepped on, he squawks, and then the one next to him squawks, and soon they’re all raising hell and it really breaks the tranquility. If you step on the ducks, you’ll be punished.”

The men start playing the course, and within 15 minutes, one of the guys stepped on a duck. The duck squawked, and soon there was a deafening roar of ducks quacking. St. Peter appeared with an extremely homely woman and asked, “Who stepped on a duck?” “I did,” admitted one of the men. St. Peter immediately pulled out a pair of handcuffs and cuffed the man to the homely woman. “I told you not to step on the ducks,” he said. “Now you’ll be handcuffed together for eternity.”

The two other men were very cautious not to step on any ducks, but a couple of weeks later, one of them accidentally did. The quacks were as deafening as before, and within minutes, St. Peter walked up with a woman who was even uglier than the other one. He determined who stepped on the duck by seeing the fear in the man’s face, and he cuffed him to the woman. “I told you not to step on the ducks,” St. Peter said. “Now you’ll be handcuffed together for eternity.”

The third man was extremely careful. Some days he wouldn’t even move for fear of nudging a duck. After three months of this, he still hadn’t stepped on a duck. St. Peter walked up to the man and had with him the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. St. Peter smiled and without a word, handcuffed him to the beautiful woman and walked off.

The man, knowing that he would be handcuffed to this woman for eternity, let out a sigh and said, “What have I done to deserve this?” The woman replied: “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck.”