Duck postage stamp

And the winner is. . . geese? Huh?

Ducks wearing masks?

Interesting revelation.

Ducky song

This is weird.

Slamduck!

Get everyone on your list this beautiful basketball duck - it'll be a slam dunk. . . duck. . .

Super cute - and ducky!

iPhone baby quilt!

All we are is ducks in the wind. . .

Found on The Awl, via Hairpin

Mandarin ducks are gorgeous

This is my fave - but there are 17 more gorgeous ducks.

Ducky Spouts

Queens Farm, yup!

Hatch a duck

also seen at the Queens Farm.

More ducks from Queens Farm

You saw the living ducks, here are the toys.

A ducky pen

Found at the Moma Museum store. He quacks and lights up!

Your duck is dead!

Thanks for this silly joke, Jenny

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."

Family guy duck costume

Family Guy did their first Halloween episode this year and it featured Stewie trick or treating for the first time - in a ducky costume!! In the second shot he's trying to explain that he's a vampire duck. Love it.

Ducks at Queens Farm

At the annual Halloween festival.

Tosh.0 caption challenge

Where are their helmets?

Cowboy duckies

They had a baby!

Ducks at Wave Hill

Rubber duckies!

Duck collection: freelensed

a duck collection found on Gizmodo

Happy Halloween!

I give you. . . Duck-o-lantern!!

The fear of ducks - it's real!

Just because you're afraid, doesn't mean a duck is not following you. http://i.imgur.com/IOBPq.jpg

Rubber ducky bday

http://www.rankingrider.com/?p=1868

Rubber ducky baby shower

http://www.centurynovelty.com/detail_540_146-307.html?mr:referralID=d62fe647-b3d9-11df-b8fb-001b2166c62d

Chilled ducks

in the pond. http://www.flickr.com/photos/dnorman/4944823891/

Sinister duck video

Watch out! http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2010/8/25/sinister-ducks.html

Pretty ducks

from a wedding day http://www.flickr.com/photos/zenmama/4908644856/

Make your own laser duck

Fun! http://www.instructables.com/id/USB-Laser-Duck/

Racing the wrong way

http://www.norwichbulletin.com/news/x1422844950/Racing-rubber-ducks-float-wrong-way

Ducky cake

This looks awesome: http://brandyscrafts.blogspot.com/2010/09/rubber-ducky-cake.html

How to make a ducky cupcake

http://www.birthdayinabox.com/party-ideas/guides.asp?bgs=157

ducky fabric

http://www.fabric.com/just-arrived-just-arrived-quilting-fabric-bath-time-bath-time-rubber-ducks-yellow-blue.aspx

Ducky patch

add to your collection

Duck on 23rd Street

Spotted by my buddy matt (@mrw on the twitters). I then walked past it that same day. Located on 23rd near Madison.

Conan Ducky

Amazing. Check out Conan's TBS promos.

Rubber ducky cake

Yum!

Back to school in ducky style

A ducktastic pencil case!

Fuzzy Duck shampoo

For babies! (and ducklings?)

Islander duck

My own celebriduck! From my co-worker Carl.

Pet ducks

It's Albert, Marigold and Victoria!

Beware the ducks

The ducks, they're everywhere, doing awkward things. Check out the fun blog post.

Your inner duck

Take the quiz at Oriental Trading - they're lousy with ducks.

Pups, bunnies, lambs, DUCKS

Flickr cuteness Thanks Heather!

Rubber ducks on attack

Who knew duckies were such a menace?