Ducks Get the Stale Bread

From the Sydney Morning Herald:

The second guiding philosophy was that anything and everything could be reused. In high school I enjoyed a blissful week of cinnamon buns for morning tea. I thought perhaps Mum had realised the error of her ways and was trying to show her remorse with bakery goods. This was shattered when I walked into the kitchen to find her liberating my beloved buns from the bag of stale bread my father purchased each week to feed our pet duck.

And England's counterpoint.