
How cute! This one's by Popfly at Maker Faire.

Five little ducks
Went out one day
Over the hill and far away
Mother duck said
“Quack, quack, quack, quack.”
But only four little ducks came back. Four little ducks
Went out one day
Over the hill and far away
Mother duck said. . .
Read the rest of The Five Little Ducks story.
New York Post had an interesting story about our human footprint, notably calculating how many baths one would take in a lifetime. (How many ducks would one require for a lifetime of baths?)
Be nice to every duck you meet, it may take you to court! Not far from where I grew up, a duck was granted an order of protection against a kid who shot her with a pellet gun.